- The city is doing construction at the river by my house and I went there today with a bucket and a net to relocate some tadpoles I saw yesterday that had got trapped in a puddle because the water got redirected. When I got there today the spot where the puddle was is now under three feet of dirt, so seeing the word "tadpole" in the title made me sad. :disappointed:

- Dumb as fuck

- Mmm... I kept staring at Billy Big Balls bulge as soon as he walked in.

- Terrible