- By order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

- The funny thing about this video is not that the video is fake. The funny thing is the people on here telling us its fake and pointing out all the errors in the video.
it porn on a porn site most of the shit is fake. you guys sound stupid. just bust a nut and keep it moving.

- I usually try and get them to come home with me. Best time to pick them up is on holidays when business is slow. I've had them for as little as $70 on slow holidays. On a typical night you're looking at at least $200 for takeout. Not all of them offer takeout, but the bouncers know which ones do, and usually $20 will buy his intel. Some of them won't do it if they've had a good night, and some of them won't do you unless they find you somewhat attractive, even though they are still charging you.

- These comments are hilarious.