- I'm so in love with you. Can you help a man out with some real pussy before it's too late for me. Kinda like that make a wish thing but with pussy instead. If that killed me I would die with a smile and a hard on that the coroner couldn't fix. It would have to be an open casket cause the door wouldn't shut. Can you send me an autographed picture so I can show it to my old friends and lie like hell about how I got it.