- Turn the fucking music off

- Love it when you spread your ass at the end!

- I'm loving the accidental anal vibe, but let's be real, babe, you were totally in control the whole time. You played that innocent card so well, but I can see right through it. You're not fooling anyone with that 'oops wrong hole' act, sweetheart. I'm actually really into faking anal is wrong, but the truth is, I LOVE it. Some people call me their preferred anal slut, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Please, more great anal!

- Bro