- She’s fucking hot

- “You’re” wife?? You are wife? Why not use the form YOUR, you know the proper one? Here’s a little phrase to help you seem smarter next time you need to use one of the forms. They’re (They are) happy that Their (Possessive) parents are There (Present)… you’re welcome

- I would have licked her on topp of the bar.

- Deixo ser pega por trás e deixar a vontade