- so nice fuck

- Ran into several women in a bar celebrating because one had just gotten a divorce. I asked if she was stupid, she said well he was an asshole. I told her we'll she would be stupid by morning because I intended to fuck her brains out tonight. Long story short, the next morning she said, "I can't do math, wanna fuck the English out of me"?

- Love this girl, the nipples and pussy are very tasty :lollipop::peach:

- I'd love to wear a pink collar that says BBC for me and get black cocks on my face and ass