- so nice fuck

- Ran into several women in a bar celebrating because one had just gotten a divorce. I asked if she was stupid, she said well he was an asshole. I told her we'll she would be stupid by morning because I intended to fuck her brains out tonight. Long story short, the next morning she said, "I can't do math, wanna fuck the English out of me"?

- I wish a girl will let me fuck her like that

- Damn, I wish a girl will let me fuck her like that without demanding money here in port Harcourt